comesitbymyfire:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ree-duh:

blurryfaceinspace:

concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey can you explain this i don’t understand

it’s this legendary horror post

it is physically painful to remember that people have continued to join tumblr since 2012 and that there are people–perhaps people reading this! right now!!!–who don’t have the foggiest memory of this fucking post.  this post haunted me, do you understand, i saw and heard this code used in REAL FUCKING LIFE, I CANT FKJCLNG HANDLE THIS

ta7yafilisteen:

You can meet someone tomorrow who has better intentions for you than someone you’ve known for years, time means nothing; character does.

spookyearp:

not to be a downer but your twenties are super hard and super lonely and tv lied and it’s not glamorous at all and if you are having a hard time it’s ok and it’s normal and you’ll be ok

Anonymous asked: Do you roleplay?

mcavoy:

i roleplay pretending to have my life together but that’s about it anon.